Don’t
pass the gas, pass the poop, please. Poop pills have been developed in Canada
to help cure a potentially deadly intestinal infection.
Another
Fukishima holding tank is leaking highly radioactive water into the Pacific.
Tepco promises to be more careful.
The
owner of Heart Attack Grill—home to the 10,000 calorie hamburger—encourages
people to brown bag it or die.
Don’t pass the
gas, pass the poop, please. Poop pills have been developed
in Canada to help cure a p’tentially deadly intestinal
infection.
I
need to take a dump.
I need
to take a crap.
I
need to take a leak.
I
need to powder my nose.
I’m
going to go freshen up.
Bathroom/restroom
Loo
Thesaurus.com/dictionary.com
Intestines…guts
Pun…a
play on words (a joke with words or expressions)
Fecal
matter…shit…Number 2…feces… defecation
Pass the
book, please.
Another Fukishima
holding tank is leaking highly radioactive water
into the Pacific. Tepco promises to be more careful.
Do
you worry about Fukishima?
Do
you think nuclear power is good?
If
yes…near your home is okay?
Radioactive
waste
May
be impossible to clean…
Use
wind/solar power panel
Wind farms
Solar
farms in the Sahara (Morocco)
Fossil
fuels: oil and coal (they produce carbon monoxide)
The
losses (minuses) outweigh/outnumber the benefits (pluses)
Fusion technology? Putting together
(atoms)
Fission
technology: breaking apart (atoms)
We’re
all laymen!! (we don’t know much)
An irrational
fear of radiated food!!
Cheaper
to produce
Tokyo Electric Power Company
A water
tank where nuclear fuel rods are put
to keep them cool…
Toxic
water
A
nuclear power plant that was HARD HIT by a tsunami on March 11, 2011 after a
major earthquake.
The owner of Heart Attack Grill—home to the 10,000
calorie hamburger—encourages people to brown bag it
or die.
MSG!
Mono-sodium Glutamate
A lunchbox
Pack a
lunch!
He is
encouraging people to AVOID restaurants and bring their lunches from home.
A restaurant
2000
calories per day
1,-1,200…for
a person on a diet
If
you are a couch potato—2000 calories
A
marathon runner—4-5000 calories
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